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Friday, July 17, 2009

Dr. DuraLabel: "I Have a Prescription for That"

Graphic Products recently launched its newest product, the LabPRO Medical Label & Sign Printer — a versatile printer designed for busy medical professionals in hospitals, laboratories and other medical facilities.

To cleverly introduce a few of the many versatile labeling supplies, Graphic Products has released the following transcript taken from a conversation between a prestigious labeling physician, Dr. DuraLabel, and his regular patient, Mr. Mark Pipes.

Dr. DuraLabel: Mr. Pipes, I understand you've had a rough go at it lately. Your relationship with Ms. Brady isn't quite working out for you, and you're still feeling weathered by the elements, is that correct?

Mark Pipes: Yes, I'd like things to work out more efficiently. My life's been a little static. It's leaving me with noticeable voids.

Dr. DuraLabel: I'll get you a prescription for Electrostatic Dissipative Tape. It helps stop the static, which prevents those types of voids.

Mark Pipes: On top of that, I've been working in a rather harsh environment, with the room rising to intermittent temperatures as high as 700 degrees F.

Dr. DuraLabel: Sometimes that happens. It sounds like you could use some Autoclavable Supply. You'll get a prescription for that, too.

Mark Pipes: And she's given me an unfair label, and I can't seem to peel it away. I'm thinking I need to write her off for good.

Dr. DuraLabel: Nothing a little Glove Peel Vinyl Tape can't handle. Also, I'll prescribe some Write-On Label Tape while I've got my pen on the paper.

Mark Pipes: I don't mean to burden you with my world of needs; I just need to get everything covered so I can send the right message to others about the kind of Pipes I really am.

Dr. DuraLabel: That's easy — I'll sign off on lots of Universal Medical Label Tape for you.

Mark Pipes: You are giving to me quite a list of prescriptions, Dr. DuraLabel.

Dr. DuraLabel: Your life depends on them. But there's one important thing you need to do.

Mark Pipes: Give me a sign, Doctor.

Dr. DuraLabel: You're going to have to make a change. You deserve a better labeling relationship. I want to set you up with one of my trusted friends, LabPRO. She's a medical label and sign printer --hard-working, reliable, fresh-faced... committed to a long-term relationship. LabPRO is quite the catch. Confide in LabPRO, accept her quality signs, and your relationship will be durable both indoors and outdoors.

Mark Pipes: Dr. DuraLabel, your expertise astounds me.

Dr. DuraLabel: Forty years provides a lot of experience, Mr. Pipes.

Labels: Autoclavable Supply, DuraLabel LabPRO, Electrostatitc Dissipative Tape, Glove Peel Vinyl Tape, LabPRO, Medical Label and Sign Printer, Universal Medical Label Tape